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Dangerous Intruder Live

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Dangerous Intruder Live : Alma takes matters into her own hands after persuading Bertram to ease Carlo's suffering. Rita ensnares Scooter in her plot to blackmail Catherine.

Why do women Kill Season 2. 

Really listen to Alma and Bertie as they enjoy a slice of cherry pie . Alma once a timid woman is now a killer herself as her mentor honey , Bertram, is in utter dismay. Dee is expecting a baby and guess what Vern does? Enjoy the episode !

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...and read at is up ter old tricks. Asusual alma goes up to read his house visither home and tries to make a deal with the crazyvindictive lady who's. Already crazy as it is, you can't outdo evil right well, almah is still in growing pains,she's still trying to metamorphosized into something of a crazy lady killer.Like her husband bertram, so she is about to meet her match. I think red is about to meet your match.Okay, so rita, says you can't outdo me, youcan't outbent me, okay. She ripped up her garden and vowed totell her that she'll pay. You can't don't mess with me because i'll get you okay. So let's begin episode six, so the newly untimid alma has this veryshake presence about her. This is a lady killer, now she's all dressed inred with fingernail polish all dude up this girl is good to go. Okay, you don't wear a red if you'renot ready to kill okay, because that's what red is for. That's a dangerouscolor red is why women kill, remember thecolored, so timan alma, showing off her newly polished nails,her coffret, hair, looking so good and bertram bertram hasn't really got it yet thathis wife is so different. Now so she's just enjoying this new found essence ofthe, what shall i say, the evolutionizedalma so she's, carrying on a conversationwith bertram, so you know he's gotten back from visiting the priest, so they have to talk in thein their car after she picks him up at the bus station nother having some words and she'sasking him. You know i she's trying to act now, she'spretending to be well she's, really getting into therule of a lady killer. Now so she's going to use him to advantage. Okay, that's her secret weapon, soshe's having some words with vernon asking. How was the past couple ofweeks? Everything was fine, you know and she's. I know people already dying and sinceyou're in the business of alleviating people's pain, i know of some one that is in need ofyour services, and you know what bertie my darling husband, you could be there savior you could betheir hero now here is this alma? Who, in a couple episodes ago, was frantically crazy, was out of her mind to have marriedthis guy who's a killer, but because she was so rejected andhumiliated by rita and and just will do anything to get into the garden club,the elysian club. She is willing to use him at all costs. The part is just getting started. Okay, so you could be their hero bertie. You know he says no, he said i'mconfused, you know and then she said i couldn't comprehend it before bertie.But now i understand why you kill the people that you've killed. I understand it now. He said i'mconfused, but she says now. I understand why now honey. Iunderstand i get it. Okay, you are doing god's work. Iunderstand it now, after rita toser out of the club and hehumiliates her. She understands it now she's about to play hard ball. So she says you know you're helping people the only way you can. You know, and she says you know i knowof some one who's, the need of your services. Hesays: oh yeah, o. You know somebody and...

...she says well. Yeah guess who it is you'll be doing god'swork. My love, that's what she says my he row: oh rida, castelas husband. Yes, thelady, the club yeah, oh, it is rita ill, no, not rita, but her husband is his name. Is carlos and he's in so much pain? Can you help him out? Alma pilco had truly changed. She was no longer the shy housewife. She was batting those devious eyebrows and using bertram as your sacred weapon. That's how we'll begin episode. Six of why woman kill season six? Okay, so here we go so what the castile home literally almas, asking her husband tokill carlos castillo so at the castilla home, devius rita,is having a talk with her daughter and they're exchanging. I contact whilerita sticks out her tongue because she knows he knows she knows heknows he knows she knows and catherine meanwhile, no something'sgoing on so then the phone rings and guess who it is it's scooter scooter now is he about to have a date with rita? You know what no he's guess what he'scalling her for. He says she's, not catherine, not such a bad girl. Afterall, you know i'm kind of like her. You know she's. Okay, i, like her ethen catherine walks in rita, turnsaround and kathi's wanting who's. She talkingto on the phone, so she's nervous, catherine's suspects, so they're still on this plan to getcatherine in bed to divert her attention away fromeverything else. That's going on so she's playing it off like it's. No,nobody on the phone, but it's scooter and they're still planning. So you know she says wow, you wended thattelephone call awfully fast. Well, no! I wasn't. It was just something reallyquick, nothing important, but then the phone rings again and guess who it is the guy who just called the first timea couple seconds ago, scooter all part of the plan says scooter. It's fucking to catherine and catherineis like oh my gosh. She turns a different shade altogether. Her personajust goes totally different and she says you know what let's go on tomorrow night. Well, she says: no, i can't, and then he says it's my birthday. I'dlike you to join me for my birthday, she says: well, i don't know you meet on a date andit's in dennis is yes a date with me on my birthday, oh sure, okay and then read us in the backgroundenjoying the moment that she planned and carlos is looking at his wife,knowing she's up to no good but catherine doesn't know anything shedoesn't know what's going on and carlos is trying to tell her. Thisis what's going on. What's going on, is the boy is messing with my wife, so back at the conversation with almaand bertram she's still trying to get him to kill somebody none other thancarlos honey? I want you to do cards work, i mean what you do is helping people and then, and then birth bertie is saying, wait a minute.You two have grown so close and just the past couple of weeks waita minute just oh, yes, we've we get along just fine, we've become goodchums.

Well, did she invite you into thegarden club? Oh no. She didn't well, i'm so sorry alma, but you know that's how it goes. Youknow really rita, has really gone out of her way to be kind to me and he'ssucking all this in you know he sucking all this ingullible as he is. Please can you can you help her husband?Can you help him she's, giving him that? Please please,please, can you help him? Well, then bertram says you know what i was onthis trip. I visited my former price and i had an epiphany alma says and he and i pephantai youtalking about now. I realized my actions were selfish and misguided and driven on guilt that i had from mypast. I won't ever do it again. I won't ever,do it again and then alma says: well, you won't doit again after after you do it to carlos okay. So just this one more timeyou can do this he's vowed not to do it again, but shesays: wait a minute. Don't have to stop right now: honey you on a roll you're in a roll. So don't stop rightnow, don't quit you'd be doing god's work, so you need to continue just one morelast killing you and your trusty syringe in your bag. Do what you do carlis thatmean pretty do what you do and then she gives them to thisvindictive. Look: timid, former, timid, alma, we're not done with this. I want you tokill him ima. My mind is made up. I'm not doingthis anymore. Okay done we're finished. He i got to find another way alma says to get this man killed. So meanwhile, on the other side of town, a frenzy d is meeting vern and vern isperplexed because he doesn't know. What's going on so he's he's saying:what's going on what's wrong, what's wrong, she said i've gotten myself intosome trouble and he says: well, you know thistrouble. We can all get we can get out of this trouble. I hate to spring this on you, but it'sreally too much. He says nothing's too much. He said i can't do this. I can't dothis with us anymore. This is why i can't say: oh god it he said. Is it me? Oh god knows she says, then what is it?This is something we can fix. No, it's not it's not something we canfix like this is a problem. It has nothing to do with you. Ipromise, but he doesn't understand she says. Look we can work this out,wait. We can work this out whatever the problem is, and she says you're such a good guy,vern you're. So good. I think you deserve better than this and all thehappiness in the world. So she kisses him on the cheek for thelast, for the last time and walks away d d, wait don't go but she's gone so athy filka home almost getting her yard cleaned upbecause, as you remember last episode, it was destroyed by rita, so she's bringing some gardeners to help her clean up her yard and then grace comes over. Remembergrace her friend, she says o that i...

...thought you could use some upliftingafter you were so humiliated at the garden club, and she says you know whatthat's okay, i'm fine believe. You me well, let's just go in and have a cupof tea she's, okay, because she has a killerhusband. It's going to do all the work for her and then grace is you know having aconversation with her telling her, i feel so badly for you, but almah is so bodacious and deliciously crazy. She gives her this look and says: oh no, it's okay, my dear it's okay and then grace as confiding in almond, saying you knowwhat carlos he beats rita he's an ogre she'sbeen trying to get away from it for the longest time he used to beat her almost what hmm hmm more information. Well, that is just awful. Please go on so at the castia home, or should i say no at the bertram's home that evening guess: who's baking, a cherry pie almadecided to bake a cherry pie because she wants to soften bertram, get him ready and prapped forwhat he is about to do that he doesn't want to do, but we'll see she says i apologized i honeyfor i treated you this morning. So that's why she baked the pie, and you know i should have said that. I'msorry, i'm so sorry. She says i don't care about carlos atall. You know i don't care is wait a minute. You don't care about him carlis! It'ssuch an awful man. He beats ride, but the whole thing is a lie. Hedoesn't beat read at all says, rita wept and cried so muchbecause carlos has been hurting her. So you can imagine that, as she says, to a ready, she'sgoing through so much pain, drinking and neglecting and neglecting her health, becausecarlos has been abusing her and then bertram says that poor woman, that poor woman, but but you but but wet, but you canhelp her. You know what to do. All i'm asking foris one final act of mercy. Alma says one final act of mercy to put both of them out of their pain. Please, oh pretty! Please save my friend. She needs saving, guess what bertram agreez i'll do. What he says falls right into her plan. Then shegives him a piece of the cherry pie with glee on her face walks away with a knife in her hand,licking that cherry pie and licking her lips. I said i just got that sucking todo what i wanted him to do and he humbly eats his cherry pie. Her devious plan worked, she manipulated bertram and to believein that carlos was abusing rita when in actuality he wasn't doing that at all. But you see bertram doesn't know that she's been using him. She is using the fact that he killedall these people to her advantage to...

...get into the the garden club where allthe sheik. Ladies hang out, she is transforming literallymetamorphosized before our very eyes into somebody to be reckoned with as a killer,because that's the worst kind of killer, it's the ones that the ones that were nice before and nowthey're, not so nice, and they get a nice kind person who says he's notgoing to do anything anymore. They get a nice person to actually do what they no longer want to do. So. At back at scooter's house, the apartment he's a chilling out laying back with guestswho none other than rita and they're planning what to do with catherine. So you know he says you gotta, you got tomake her feel wanted, get her in the sack. I need you to screw her and then he's like scooter says: she's, a nice old, lady she's, not so bad. Once you really getto know her. He says all i need for you to do is tojump her bones, make her feel satisfied and she'll do anything, and he says you know. I thought she wasa old biddy at first, but i kind of like her and vida rida vindictively says: oh ri. What do you mean you're startingto like her, and then he says: are you jealous? Are you jealous? He says no, i'm not not of catherine of catherine honey.She doesn't have anything on me, okay, but she is jealous. She is jealous. She wouldn't havereacted the way that she did if she wasn't so she and scooter having little bit ofroll in the hay and having some fun and guess what happens while he's inthe shower a very short shower somebody knocks at the door, you want to guess who it is well you're not going to believe this wait, for it literally wait for this guess: who's at the door. I'll give you a guest. The name startswith the letter d. Rita says: who are you? What are you doing here and she gives her this look and she says what are you doing is she said i needto talk to him. I need to talk to him, there's something we have to discuss and she gives her gives her. This look and, as as any woman would know, womanto woman there's a glow about d, but not a goodglow, something's wrong, she's distressed. She has a talk to scooter. What is it about and then rita gives itthe look o my god you're pregnant. You can't tell you can't tell scooter, you can't tell him and then she gives rida a slap in theface for what she's done to her mother and that was a slap in the face honey,a deep slap that literally spun her face around he said. Did you get all that, becausei can repeat that i'll come back later and tell scooter we need to talk, then guess what happens? I can't imagine what happened when isaw this guess. What happens? Shoot rita comes out. The door closesthe door behind her, tries to follow d...

...and she said wait a minute. She says i. What do you think he's going to do? Doyou think he loves you and he's going to leave you for me just because you'repregnant? Do you think he loves you because honey?He doesn't love you and then you see moments of reda trying to be what wait a minute. Let mesay this word nice she's, trying to be nice. She says he's not going to marry. Youis that what you want? Well, that's not going to happen a and then read that gives us someadvice. She says: wait a minute you're not only going to be raising his baby but you're taking care of a baby andscooter. So instead of one baby, one infantyou're going to have to she said he's not capable of being afather or a husband he's, not even a good boyfriend, and she says he says i don't have a lot of choiceshere. I don't know what to do and then rita reader says you'll. Think of something did she wow? You made a mistake, but don't let that ruin the rest ofyour life, so she's now giving her some counsel. Does she like de? Is she start totransform too for the good? You made a mistake, but don't let thatmistake ruin the rest of your life and she looks with her with pity stickon grants. He says, he's all yoursand she says. Oh, thank you. I wait a minute. Do you need some money? Do you need some money? Anything i canhelp you with as she walks back towards the door, so you can have em honey. I don't wanthim, you can have him. Do you need some money wow? What a me what wow so she's? She looks at it with pity,but then she walks right back in the door and says you know what she forgot all about it scorsese the door. I don't know nothing as she undrape his towel off his hips. So at the felcar home you know, remember, alma has changedand she's transforming into this nice person with an agenda and bertie is saying you know what we're getting along a lot better. Now we're having an understanding, oh bertie, you're, so clever, you knowshe's just feeding to him right now, making him feel like a man she's, justpriming him for the kill. Damn that's clever, he said now. It's she's gives him this map and this is a map of the castillo home.So my question is: how did she get a map to the castillo home? Now i don't know if, back in the day,back on s, nine hundred and forty nine, they had maps for homes. I don't know because i mean we havegoogle maps today and all that stuff. You can all that stuff up on theinternet, but how did she get an inside map thelayout design of the castillo home? Hmm, so she lays it on the table. Shows itto bertram. Hey, take a look at this honey. This is the carlos home. This iscomes his own. There is that room over there read hisroom over there...

...and oh over there that's carlos's room. She makes sure she points that out. So you go up the stairs and you go tothe left and make a ride right there right around the back comearound the back of the house. It is oh, it's! No that looks easy. I she says what would happen. What would happen if you do this, wouldthe police find out anything? Would there be an autopsy she's asking these really interestingquestions? All of a sudden? She cares becauseshe's a she's making sure that she doesn't get messed up. She is not concerned about bertramshe's concerned about herself, so she's asking all these questions.Will they be an autopsy? You know go through this entrance. Wear gloves allof this. You know, because, knowing thatpossibly not topsy, police will be involved and then bersham says well, no, itdepends upon how you hide something they have to actually be looking forsomething to find it. So it's how you planned something: okay, so they don't just go looking aroundcertain places. They look around because, of course, bertie is a killer, so she's just scritti and happy and happyand grinning. She says after you know, and then she says well, after thirtysomething debts you're pretty good at this huh. You know you know it's like you know.It seems odd that bertram is getting compliments allof a sudden, so he's baffled by the fact that he's getting thesecompliments when he never got them before now hint hint. How come he's notpicking this up he's not picking this up he's gettingthese compliments. He didn't get him before, but he's getting them now,because alma has an ulterior motive. Shall we continue so she goes on and on and on and justmaking him f. You know this will make our marriage stronger. Oh dear, yes, it will so huh. She goes about her busy day andhe's feeling like a man and we go over to a vern's place, not his place plays, but where he works,rita walks in she says i need you to do some morework for me. I need you to do something else. I have to fight back. This is oh wait, a minute. Wait, aminute. Vern says: wait a minute! You want me to follow your jigo wait aminute. This is confusing. You know so he's still having she still havinghim followed. So guess what happens as rita grabs a cigarette. She says iwant you to get rid of this. I want you to do something to him to stop him fromseeing her because they no longer seeing each other, but i want you tostill follow him and then rita says you know what shesays to savern. Remember the large girl you were, he was seeing and then vern says yeah. I remember her. She showed up at his place to day togive him the bad news, and then he says in trying to play itoff. Wait a minute. The waitress. Now that's its girl. He says the waitressacting like he doesn't know. What's going on the waitress, what a minute she'shaving a baby, yes says rita. I convinced him. I convinced her not to tellscooter she's so dumb that she doesn't see thathe would be a lousy father, but wait a minute. Vern now knows that d is d, it's pregnant, so he says i if you know reda, says ifyou're not going to take the photos,...

...then i'll have somebody else. Do it perplex and confuse vern is stilltrying to swallow this piece of information. You know i'll offer youmore money. She says she says it's not your money, he says, that's not it! So then she says: well, we can discussthe prize because anybody can be bought with theright price. So guess what he does after hearing thatpiece of news he decides to take the money he decides to take the money, so he doesn't have his scruples as muchas he thought he did at one time, because now it's getting a bit personalto him, so his emotions are getting involved because he loves t, but now he finds out that scooter is having a baby with his girl. So what the castia home carlos is having a meal, catherine is having a discussion withhim and rita, sits by in the back just watching and observing why the exchange looks between husbandand wife. These evil looks across the bedroom. This is you know why katherine's going to have sex tonight with a man you don't approve of, andyou know what honey says rita to carlos. If you hadn'ttried to disinherit her, she wouldn't be doing what she's doing, but now i have the goods on her, so ican blackmail her and sent her back to texas, where honeyis just you and me all alone in this big, huge mansion, and we can really get to know each other, my god his face looked so scared. Doesn't that sound like fun says ride? He says i'm going to have to kill this woman, so he begins to use his fingers as he touches to catch up because he'shaving some french fries to edge out a letter in the napkin. Don't know what the message is just yet. You have to wait for that. So cabin's having dinner with scooter is his birthday and she says. Well, i couldn't let youcelebrate alone. She had some a special gift and the special gift. It's a gorgeousset of diamond necklet. Cufflinks then vernas that vern scooter are thesereal sis? Yes, they are. You know katherine confided in him, and she bought those for somebody else. Another man who no longer wasinterested in her, so she gives them to him. So she asked him: do you like him? Do youlike the cufflinks? He says? Oh, my gosh. This is my best birthday ever so they have a glass of wine and they salute and vern is doing this thing because he'she's done what we don't want him to do so he's following scooter, while he's hanging out with catherine, he has nothing to lose so that message, oh, that messsage,...

...the carlos was etching in the ketchup. The maid gets it and guess what the message says. I wantlawyer, so the maid seized a message and she frantically takes the messageinto her hand and says: oh, my god. What do you think happens next, you're just going to have to stay tunebecause it's more to the story, so cathrine is having a great time it'sscooter over glass of wine and some elegant dining and they having a ball and she gives scoot the sad news that rita is only using people because she does thisthing wet when she's finished with you, she's done you're, literally literally out on yourass. So when she's done with you she's goingto cut you off, say bye, bye, thank you and that's it so scot is worried. Oh my god, my mealticket it could be over. For me he doesn't know what to do my mule ticket. It could be over oh, my gosh, so he doesn't know what to do so, but vern is just doing what he does andhe's just watching and observing. What's going on withscooter that he's playing both women, he says i got you, i know what you dowhen you jig'll you playing both women. You have a you know: you haven't! Youwant to have your cake and eat a too because he's upset now he's really upset. So i think i see you home. Remember themaid. Remember the maid and the note that was in the napkin. Ineed lawyer said carlos guess what she takes that message to up stairs across the hall into missuscastilla's room. Well, she says i'm glad you found thismessage, because if catherine found that message what would happen next and then the may says, what are wegoing to do? Well, i don't know- and in the may says thisis no joke. What are we going to do so very cahuze with each other? She says once we get, this done,catherine will go back home. Scooter will do his thing, she'll be back intexas and we'll go on our merry way. So they all had this planned she's worried that he could start talking, thatcarlos will regain his strength and start talking and then he can go to thepolice and he could tell them all kinds of things because he's getting stronger, so she's kind of nervous. We justgetting scared, she says well. If he screws me up he's going to screw you uptoo and then we said well, okay, let's notpanic. Let's not panic! If once catherine is gone, we can dowhat we do. We can watch him like a hawk and we'll do what we have to do for wehave to then the maid comes up and says:distatant. Well, you know what we can do. We can kill him.

Isabel says rita. Well, you know what we've gotten awaywith this before, so we can do it again. So back at the bertram home before theyget ready to wile, do sama, murdering berchmans packing his bags. The mercykiller packing his bags. He packs what he normally packs a syringe, a vial allthat stuff and some gloves she says dear. Are you ready, you know and she's having a party withthis? He looks at her honey. Where are you going you're not going with me i'mdoing this alone, but she's all dressed of the nines, all in black i'm going with you now you're, not it's far too risky, and then she says you know what you'regoing to need. Somebody to do a look out. You need a look up person just incase something comes along. You can need somebody to help you on a case.You gets stuck upstairs now: honey, don't forget his chili at grab thejacket on the sofa, as a loving wife would say before herhusband is about to kill an innocent man and he's just oh dear. You do soworry about me. So much aren't you jester sweet wife, yes, honey! Well, let's getoff our way and then guess what she does. She takes a peek into his doctor's bag. She takes out the sarrange she takes out the vial. She puts it in her back guess what happens next well you're going to have to hang on inthere to find out, what's going to happen next because what's going to happen next, oh your love! It's what's going tohappen! Next! It's going to be so interesting that you must take a take a bathroombreak if you have to get some snacks, if you need to put down that phone, stop remember what i said put down that remote turn off the tv you're listening to ashew okay. So i wonder, what's going to happennext now that alma has taken taken, the vial out of bertram's bags switch that you know notswitched to bass but taken out put it in her purse. What is she about to do with that file and this a wrench well they're on a killing spree apparently to the castillo home? So it's a midnight murder they're, going on a midnight, murder,ride and she's just having a ball becauseshe's finally saying to herself now i can get rid of well. Who do you think, as any vindictive killer would do she'slearning the tricks of the trade from her husband? So you remember her discusses with rita,so she's going to do whatever she can to make sure that read a pace so won't get to that just yet. So what thediner de is having a conversation with one ofher co workers and they're having this heart to heart,talk and she's asking her. What did you dowhen you had your predicament and the predicament was that she waspregnant? She went to saint anne's and apparentlysaint ann's as a hospital where they take babies and give them upfor adoption...

...sisa. How did you do that? How? How didyou do that? Well, the guy i was seeing was married. Iknow there was no chance of him leaving his wife, so i had no other choice. I was going to put him up for adoption, so dees asking all these questions.Like you know, what was what is it like the birth? I mean: what is it like? Well, when you hold the baby, the nurse tellsyou don't look at the baby, because it's painful to watch that you'regiving up this baby. That's that's been a part of you for nine months or sooner, and she asked well what happened to the guy that i was married. Oh he's he moved toutah he's with a fat family and what happened to the baby that you know theyadopted the baby. So you know she's. You know wondering whatto do because she's in that same situation now so he said, you know what my life stillgoes on. The good news is you: can you you're still young you still young, you can make the rightdecision. So friend is telling her. You know mylife isn't over, but you know what her friend gives hera last piece of advice before she walks away from the table. Since you know what listen to the nuns listen to what they say, don't look at the baby's face. Don't look at it, don't look at it. So isabel is the maid's name and rita have been having their owncrimes spree discussions about killing carlos andreja says you. You know i've been having this long discussion to myselfabout killing carlos for the longest time. Don't you think i've thought about thisbefore says rena? He says i thought about drawing it,drowning that so be in the tub. Last month, just last month i could havedrowned him in the hot water. Then, why didn't you said isabel? Why will she had a moment of what a momentof love isabel with a drunken glass? She toldit his glass not drunken but she's drunk at this point. She saying youknow what we could kill him now we can still killhim. We could shoot him and then we this is now. I don't wantto do that. Well, you know what we could poison him. You know what there'sa lot of poisons out there in the market, but then says red, but then, if thepolice find us, what are we going to do, then i don't want to change my identityagain. So you see what they've been doing.They've been going from state to state killing people and changing theiridentities. She said us, but the last ten years,perfecting rida castillo because, of course that's not a realname. I mean the castia was her husband's name, but her real name issomething else, but you'll never know i've woide invested ten years. It'sperfecting this role of ridicalous, not giving this up. So these two, ladies, are having a ball while they're drunk having this discussion. You know we'renot going to solve this problem tonight, so you know we're going to do we'regoing to wrap this up. We're going to solve this problem another time and asshe rests her head, isabel on rita's, shoulder yes, cousin. We'll do this another time we'll talkabout this in the morning and then rita...

...says. Promise me promise me that no matter what happens you won'tleave me and isabel says i won't. I won't. I love you isabel says rida. Apparently they related. They related, not just partners in crime, but theyrelated their cousins. They've been doing this thing for awhile to perfect an identity for ten years.They've been doing this a while from state to state so back at are the other crime. Spry, bertram and alma are casing the joint.Could you believe, alma a was casing the joint and she brings a cup of coffee alongfor the ride. Okay- and i was not i was- i was surprisedthat she didn't have snacks to, because, if you're going to do a crimeand you're going to do it, you need to really do it. Okay, so easy! You know she's telling him you know honey. I want to make this easy for you. You know so she's devising this plan.You know what he might see you. He might be a little startled of first butbertie, you can do this, so they have this moment of solacewhere they say you know what, as they look up at carless room. Well, we'll be doing god's work andgiven this man such mercy and all is going to be well how about a chocolate chip cookiebertie? So of course he eats it. So you know is is crazy. So the crazy thing is is that the humble timid alma is no longer she's, manipulating her husband to kill carlos who is notin pain, he's not ill or anything like that, but she's setting him up to take thefall now. Whoever knew that alma had it in her, it was onlyuntil she was humiliated and embarrassed in front of the ladies atthe garden club, and then she finds out that she got d in some trouble. So that was enough for her to do what she's about to do so. She super she's having a cup ofcoffee outside while vern goes up stairs to do the dirty thing and rita still drunk in bed. Layingdown is in the room. Isabel is on the other side of the room. Getting over the hangover somewhat the lights go off and birdie says, show time and gives the flashlight to bertram. Bertram takes the flashlight and almasays: oh honey. Take the flashlight, so you can see you way up to doing thedirty work for me and killing carlos you're gone you're, going to need theflashlight all right, okay, honey, i'll! Take it!Okay, so he says you know how will i know once he goes upstairs he's going toneed a signal so he's selling her hunt the horn to let her know that he's upstairs soas honey hung the horn, that's the indication and then she says hwere having quite anadventure, art way and she's just having a balls. So thisis this is this is almost as if it's...

...rekindling their relationship so they're having fun they having anevent? Oh? What on of adventure? Oh yes, you know- and this were quite the bonny and clyde, so bertie goes upstairs getting one more cooky got to have achocolate chip cookie before you do the deed, and he goes up stairs in the middle ofthe night in the middle of the rain but unbeknowst to them. Vern has pulled up. They didn't expect that so vick bertram's going upstairs he'sgoing to carlos's room. He has a flashlight in hand. He goes right into carliss room with the flash lying on and, of course, he makes a signal he's putting the flash line on he's. You know flashes, as you know, asshe's. Seeing him do that and as alma watches him, she gets a flash out of her own okay.Now she was supposed to do what she wassupposed to hunk the horn to let him know something, but she did not hunkthe horn. What she did was she went ahead and got her own flashlight,because she was up to her own little plan, while he's upstairs doing what hedoes, because she manipulated him. So he's working the upstair she'sworking the downstairs, but he doesn't know that so he's getting the vile ready, allprepped syringe in his hand, and he just steps ever so closely tocarlos and then guess what happens. The floor begins to squeak the floor. Squeaks at the very momentthat bertram steps towards carlos carlos wakes up opens his eyes interror. He said oh you're, awake, i'm sorry! Istartled you, i'm not sure you remember me. I'm doctor phillippot your vet. Meanwhile, a madon stairs, she sounds stairs he's up stairs with her flashlight and as she walks into their home intothe castillo home. She walks over to what she knows is rita's bag, and thenshe plants, the vile and the syringe in to rita's bag. Upstairs bertram is going through his spiel ofsaying your in a great deal of pain and i'm about to relieve your sufferingas he wheels this huge syringe and carlos is looking at in dismay. Oh mygod. Oh my god. What are you trying to do to me? So he gives him a sedative. Now, like i said, there was supposed tobe a signal between alma and bertram. No signal happening not yet so she's planting the vial and thesyringe in the bag of rita and, as i said, an unexpected surprise, vern private investigator ern is outside now. What does she do? What is a killerto do? Well, first time killer. She sees the carcoming up, not just, but she sees guess whocatherine and scooter just finish from their date. So she runs back into the house. She can't risk getting caught, so she stuck inside the house under the stairs of the stair well in the house, and then bertie gets scared because he hears adoor shut and then he's talking to...

...carlos now he's getting red to kill him mister carlos. Did you hear something, as is about to kill him now? Wait a minute wait, a minutecarlos he's talking to college. Did you hear something? Cars is like he can'ttalk. He cannot talk so he's. Looking at himlike this man is crazy, wait a minute he is carrying this vile, so guess what he does next to save his very own life, carlos grabs bertie by the balls,excuse expression by the crutch, trying to get away from him, but it wastoo late. He was able to put the needle into hisarm. It was too it was already in there. So meanwhile, very, like i said, is outside and catherine is inside the house vernustaking all these pictures. So we thinking all these pictures, so we can bring a right back to to ride so it gets crazy because you remember,after all, this is happening and and almah finally gets out of sideof the house. She never she never ever ever ever humped the horn to givehim a morning, because he said somebody came into the house honey. Won't yousupposed to give me a warning to. Let me know to give me a head sup. She didthat intentionally. She could have warned him, but shedidn't because she had her own plans. So we go to vers house after he's, he'staken, pictures he's nervous de goes over to his house and they have his heart to heart talk. She says i have something to tell you,but i don't know how to tell you and i don't know how to tell you i've done something. I don't know howto fix it. I have a problem and then she tells him she's pregnant, but he says you know what that's okay, i don't care if you're pregnant, idon't care. If that's another man's baby, i love you and then guess what happens next? What happens next is he gets down onhis knees and he put any proposes to her and says: will you marry me and as anyblushing soon to be bride would be? Was just in love says? Yes, so it didn't matter to him, but the episode closes with the policeknocking at the door and finding out exactly what's going on at the castillohome, because carlos is now dead at the hands of bertie or almah. She set him up. She planted the vile on her hus on anri, so alma, quite quiet and calm alma is not the vindictive killer with an agenda, so she gives a one last tip. She makesa call and she makes a call to the castillo home catherine answers and she she says you know i've. I'veseen all this commotion in the in the cassio neighborhood what's going on andshe and she says well, my father just died and then she said well. I heardsomething i heard a bit of a bit of a gossip almost as a bit of gossip. The ladies in the neighborhoodapparently were talking about how rita might have been responsible andreda wanting him. What wanting himm...

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