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Episode 5 · 4 months ago

Scene Of The Crime Live

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Scene Of The Crime Live : After Alma is tipped off that the Garden Club will make a surprise visit to her home, she persuades Bertram to help her prepare despite the police investigation of their missing neighbor next door. Dee seeks comfort in Vern.

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...this world. I mean i'm a serious note.There is so i tried to distance myself so much,but somehow, if the show wasn't this good but fictional crime, fictional, truecrime, so that's the kind i really rather do so rather than the other kind. I'm noti'm not a fan of doing something that i i really don't enjoy doing and it's just not. You know it has to be enjoyable for me.I have to enjoy it. I have to really want to do it. I have to feel that it'ssomething that i really truly want to do as a creator of a show and if i want to do something,i'm going to do it, but i have to feel it. That's like everything i do. I haveto really feel it and if i don't feel it for some reason, if it's something thati really don't want to get involved in a d get into, then i won't do it. I simply won't doit. So that's where i'm at that's. You know,that's why i do this. For that reason, so, last time right, you want to getinto the show. That's what you're here for right? Will you have for everythingelse too? You should be. You should be here for everything thing,it's a great show and i hope that you're in listening mode, you better, be you better, have yourblankets? If you need it, you better have the things like your snacks andeverything else that you need, because this is a show. So i want you to sitback, relax and enjoy the show and have all your favorite goodies, all your favorite goodies. So whatever you have as your favoritegoody doesn't matter what it is whatever it is whatever it is. This isbetter than a movie by the way. Okay. Well, that only does it not cost youanything, but hey, you're, really, really, you knowgetting some dish, some dish, i'm going to dish it here, i'm going to dish itout. You don't even have to watch the gossip channels or listen to the latestgossip on the news. So last time we left off right. What do we live off? Well, iremember, let me remind you, we left off when the old lady in theneighborhood, the nosy neighbor got too nosy for her own good. Yes, she got tonosy for her own good, so she met her demise. She met her demise. She was so nosy that she had theaudencia to climb up the ladder up the stairs a stared ladder. That's on aside of a home that was back in the a one thousand nine hundred and fortynine, who knows they might still have them to day vintage homes who knows won. That was the last time she wasnosey. Huh she's not going to be nosy any more. So i think it's definitely done for her. So she's no longer with us. Lo kaydaily departed, missus, nosey, neighbor, missus, nosey, neighbor gone gone, no longer, so guess who wakes up the next dayafter the treacherous in rendus evening amapilcan and the phones ringing and with eyes wide open. She answersthe phone, oh, my god, who could this be calling this early the morning at nineo'clock? It's grace grace is, on the other end of the phone and she says what's wrong, because nineo'clock is very early for some of us. It is she says. Well, i just wanted to callyou and give you a heads up on the garden club. They are convinced that you are gardenclub material. So this is what i want you to do. Iwant you to be prepared because guess what they're coming over to your home, whatmy home, i'm not ready for this! Oh my god! What do i do? What do i wear? Oh my gosh, but then she says to grace you're atrue pal and then she makes a promise. Grace says: don't tell anybody. Don't tell rita that. I warned you because she's going to know you wereprepared by me.

So guess what alma does? Oh, my gosh,she looks at her house. Oh my god! This is a horrible looking home, it's filledwith drab and shab and a typical housewife, stuff oak old. You know you know old stuff. Drabby, like you know the archy bunker.You know back in the day the archy bunco home look typically like drabfrom pe typical housewife stuff, same old stuff.So guess what she does guess what alma does she runs across the street to theold ladies home and she takes her. She takes her. She takes her. She takes her her, oh my god, her wares.She takes her everything in her house. Oh my gosh, everything all ter furniture, well, not anferniture, but all the the trinkets on the on the on the thing on the table.She takes all of that from the old ladies home. But meanwhile, okay, there's something else. That's alittle bit worrisome here, you're, not going to believe this. The detectives are now on the scene of where alma and bertram pushed theold lady's car into the lake they're investigating this, because somehow something gave him a heads up onsomething's going on because it was reported as missing, because you remember she never showed up. Okay, the old lady is dead, but alma was pretending to be the oldlady, but when she took that phone call, youremember the phone call. The phone call was a relative saying: are you comingup to visit us, but she never made it because youremember, the real person is dead. So apparently they reported her aunt is missing, sothe car is missing. So now investigators are on the scene of thecrime, so they're investigating. How could this happen? How how theinvestigatin the fact that that you know they think that the old lady droveherself into the lake and killed herself, but that was not the case. Weknow that and guess what they discover footprints in the muddy dirt. Well, they said looks like the old lady hadcompany, but they don't know which lady had company there was a lady in the vehicle but which lady was the leading thevehicle and she had company and that company was bertram. So as we get on with the story, the filhos pretend that nothing hashappened just last night, so he comes home, say alma alma. Whereare you honey? Who are you she s? I i don't lot to do. I don'thave time to explain i'm trying to get ready. These people are coming over tothe house from the garden club to interview me. She just tell me what's going on,what's going on, what are you doing? The ladies from the garden club arecoming they're coming to our home. That's why i'm in the old ladies home,taking her stuff, i'm taking the finest china, the finest porcelain that i canpossibly find, and i need to bring that over to my house, because i need tomake a good first impression and the candlesticks will do good too. So she takes all that and bertram islooking at her perplexed and confused as to what is she doing honey? This is what i want. This is my time. This is what i want, so i want you to be patient and i'mgoing to do whatever it takes to make a very good impression. So letme take what i need from the old lady's house and everything will be okay, so bertram's just sits back watchinghis crazy wife do something that he doesn't really understand and get, butto ama. It's a different story: she's trying to get into the garden club, soshe's going to do whatever it takes.

Meanwhile, back to the scooter story,scooter and rita. Well guess what scooter nowfinds himself living on the on the street? Reda says no more! Ah, ah i'm done withyou no more! No, i pity enough for you. Oh, come on no come on. Have a heart,have a heart might wait baby? Please don't do this.I know i messed up, please. I know i messed up. Then sheslaps him and says: oh well, i don't care. You are interested in a fat girl, a middle aged woman and then she says, wait a minute,catherine. What? Yes, i want you to seduce catherine. She still wants himto seduce catherine. After all this, please don't do this to me, but catherine will destroy me. So then sheconvinces him to seduce her, because if it doesn't happen she will be disinherited. So in otherwords, it's a little. It's a little bit of a double edged sword. Ferida, on the one hand, rita wants tobe able to have control. Do her thing? Have scooter and everything else, butshe knows that catherine now knows what she's that something's wrong here. She knows that so does carlos, so she's willing to put up with scooter and his adulterous ways. No, i wouldn'tcall it adultery but his ways to be able to get catherine on theother end, so she's kind of stuck in the middle she's kind of stuck in the middle ofthese two things betwixt and betwixt. She stuck in the middle of this wholesituation, so she doesn't know what to do so. She's willing to give himeverything back. If he would do that. One thing, andthat is sleep with katherine and then she said, scoop senior acting.He says: i'm not a horma actor, no, not says rita. I've seen your acting you're,not you're, not an actor. You not an actor. You get paid for what you do by me. Then she drabs off his towel exposeshimself and one of the ladies in the neighborhood says dan ye fat ouch, so interesting, she's willing to forgo allthis just to get catherine because she doesn't want to be disinherited. So the lady has an agenda so meanwhile vern the detective is being investigated, theinvestigators being watched and guess who's he's being watched byhe is being watched, but a former person that he was investigating. Hewas investigating this couple and it turns out that the husband did know his wife was having a fair andvern was the investigator on the on the case. So he was investigating that. But nowthis guy calls him with a threat. He said, if you exposed me with thosepictures you took of me, and you tell my wife, i will kill you, i will literally kill you so now he has a threat against his life, so the plot gets so twisted here. Doesn't it it gets so twisted, but won't you knowthis scooter had so way to the diner and guess what he does he hands over tothe diner to see d and ask her for money. Now he's begging the same so b,who told ye. I just want you for certain thingslocked her out of the door locked hour out of the door when it was raining andtoll and said that i'm not interested in you- and i could do better- is nowbegging for money, because why reader through a mouth i'm desperate, i could end up on thestreets,...

...oh boy and then de get. You know whatshe does. She gives him the money she gives him the money, after all, he's done to her. Finally, he says thank you. Then he says i never meant to upset you.I never meant to hurt you yet. Yes, as they i know we were just having fun. Inever meant to hurt you you're, a really nice lady, i'm sorry! Well, maybe things will turn for thebetter and then these as well. I believe somethings are going to turn out for the better. She starts grinning with asmile thinking about none other than vern she's got vern on the brain, so at the fell cut home they discussingwhat's coming up next, so she's cleaning up her house gettingready for the garden. Ladies from the garden club they want, you know she wants to lookher best, shek stylish. You remember what old lady said to her the old lady that fell at her demissa.You have to make a good first impression. Well, she and the stuff that she took from her house. She took this painting from her house took down the old painting of her andbirdie crazy. She literally went over to the oldlady's house. Looked at her picture, looked at the painting and said: hmmthat would look nice on my wall. I don't want them to see this old tackypicture of you and me i want to. I want them to see somethinglike a bin somewhere. So she goes over to the old lady'shouse and she takes that painting off her wall and takes that painting andsays this will look better in my house. Come here. Bertie help me help me. Takethis panting down. I want this up in my wall then, should grab some. Please have sodesperate you'd better do this. I could never dream and imagine beingpart of the garden club, but now i have a chance. You better do this or else well, bertie, does what any husbandwould do who's desperate. He runs over. He takes the painting off the wall, while the police are on the outside ofthe home in front of the old. Ladies home. Oh my god, oh dear, what do we do? What do they do? Well, you have to wait a little bit and see what happensnext, because i'm going to tell you whatthey're going to do the police are outside the door. They've come knocking. It led them to the old lady's house.Remember their investigating the old lady, so they're inside the old lady's house and the police is at the front gate. What do you think happens? What do you think happens? What do you think happens? Well when you look at to want to be crime, people crime, whatever they don't know what to do. They're new at this game? Well! Well,then again, maybe not bertram isn't bertram isn't, but bertram is a new at it, but maybe almais so while the police are outside there inside the house. What do we do?Oh, my dear! Oh, my god, okay, look! Let's get ourselves out of the front ofthe window, so they won't see us then we'll try to ditch ourselves somekind of way we have to make it look like we're, noteven in this house, because you know what if they hear us they'll thinksomebody's in here robbing the house. So the police look in front window, you see anything. Nope, don't seeanything. So they kind of literally...

...scrunched up on the side of the house.Well alma hits the floor behind the sofa telling him you be a diversion for me. Well, i gothis way. You go that way because i'm going to go out the back door, the sidedoor and pretend that i am coming from my house- pretend that oh, the neighbor is sothere, so he does his diversion, while she'scrawling on the floor getting out of the house to go to her house and he's watching her from behindgetting this getting all jacked up, because nothing's going to happen and the police are still looking in thewindow, they're still looking in the window, then, as she scummed over to her house,she goes out her own back door and comes out the front hey who he ho over here: hello officers,offices, hello, hello, hi. Yes, you, hello ma'am. How are you are youlooking for the lady next door who used to live? Who lives there? Well yeah. We are well she's been gone for two days andher relatives are looking for her. So then, meanwhile, in the house,bertram is stealing the painting off the wall. So all of this is a diversion, so i was playing it off. She's talking to the police- and youknow talking about her vehicle and the moment that bertram takes thepainting. He takes the painting, he's he's comingout of the house, but guess what happens as any crazy show. He stumbles and fumbles with a paintingin his hand and falls with it in the paint in the yard and he falls down so then alma has to do and pretend she's fainting. Oh help me.Oh somebody helped me so the officers are looking at her like okay. Are you?Okay? Ma'am? Are you okay? Oh i'm, just look. Hey, i'm just a little bitemotional! Well ma'am! You seem pretty emotional here. Oh yes! Well! I am youknow, i'm going through the change. You know you know what the change is andthen the police office as well. We understand. Okay, we understand so back to the old lady's story, so they found some footprints two setsof footprints at the river. So they think that the lady is stillalive. So ama plays it off. It has to stillpretend knowing that the lady is dead, so they give the police officers give. Wesaid, if you find anything if you find any information, let usknow so they hand her off the their phone number and you know if they see anything, let youknow let her know, but that's not well. He did it was sofunny because amas, you know she reacted so emotional when she's sobertram she fainted she felt like she fainted said that she was going through thechange and some of us know what that is, so the police officer hands off hisnumber give sir his number in case anythingyou know happens and the old lady happens to come back home. But then the young police officer saidthis ma'am, it's okay, my my mother is going through the samething. The change. I understand that was so funny she's going through the change. What iunderstand she gets sweats too. All that night wet and she says: oh, that's,mighty gallant, a you, so she trust his back over to her house. So now, meanwhile, back at vern's placeverds place. He gives the a call at the diner and says i you know what i'm coming to see you, which you know, let's have lunch, hmm it's starting to date. She you know she thinks of him as herboyfriend and he says what pay, what wait a minute, what a way we're justgoing out for some friendly lunch, that's all and an rita walks in the door.

You call yourself a detective you'llcall yourself a detective, a twenty one year old lading, a wig. Why didn't you tell me? I try? Itrailed the girl, but you didn't tell me she was dressedup like mock kettle. What's her name burnses, i can't tellyou that she humiliated me. I want her to bepunished. No she's, just a kid leave her alone leave her alone. Misterloomis tell me her name and i'll, make itworth your while nice try, lady, but i'm not for sale. Every one has a price.Well know, not me: how much does mister castia pay for you hm? Oh. Well, yeah. I understand you justmarried pretty little thing he meets you. You meet him you're, just a sextoy. How much does he really pay you becauseyou're for sale, but i'm not so you got yourself a giggle says vern.You fool yourself into thinking that he loves you, but now you know that hedoesn't and so you're starting to panic, because you're financially scared thatcarlos is going to cut you off and the young guy scooter is onlyinterested in your body and your money. You can't speak to me that way. Oh yes,i can. I just did no one speaks to me that way. Well then, i don't need your help says rita the pot calling the kettle black huh so wow. Meanwhile, back at the fico home, alma and bertie are still disgustingand havin a little fight about what to do after they just had to run in withthe police. Well, you know he's kind of mad andangry, because why do you want to take our picture of our family off the wall and replaceit with something else? My family means so much to me saysbertram and you want me to take off the picture off the wall. That kind of hurts him, but again remember alma's, willing todo anything at all cost to make an impression make an impression on the garden club.Ladies, so vern and in d are having a date and verdoesn't know how to carry himself because, while they're sitting at thetable she's enjoying herself, but he doesn't know how to act, he is pouringway too much salt on that sandwich way too much. He saysi've never done this before it's been a while. It's been a while, since i'vedated i'm kind of like getting back into this, so you're gonna have toforgive me and excuse me: he says that doesn't make sense a niceguy like you so nice i mean i would have thought youhad. Someone special well says vern. Well, i did. I once had alady who were engaged, but then you know then the war i wentto war and i wasn't the same guy. When i gotback well, you must have seen a lot of debts.Huh yeah i've seen a lot of death, said vern, so but that's okay and the fact that you came out of thesituation you're going to be okay, so you've seen a lot of debts but you're, okay, you're here, that'sthe whole point you're here she kind of makes him feel that you know what you went tothat difficult time. We all go through the difficult times, but still you still here, you survived, you lived, but guess what, as for having their delicious lunch, the embattled husband, the one who threatened vern is sittingacross the table from where the and verner having somelunch. He is determined to kill him, because what he knows isgoing to expose his infidelity to his wife. So he willkill anybody at all cost.

So, while they're sitting on having areally nice lunch at the cafe he's over across the table, he meant what he said when he was whenhe threatened him. He meant exactly what he said. He says i am going tokill you i'm going to do something about that. So vern obviously didn'ttake the threat to personally he kind of said. Well, you know what you know.I don't think you're going to do anything about that, but he was alittle bit nervous because he never obviously had a threatbefore, but he got one now so the husband is seeing right acrossthe table. They haven't seen him, yet they haven't seen him yet, but he's looking over at them saying hiding behind a newspaper, i'm going toget you i'm going to get you for what you did so as a story in folds and it doesn't fold who knows what's going to happen next,who knows? Well, i have an idea what's going tohappen next, but i don't believe that the beginningof a relationship is going to end quite just soon, so we're at guess we're at we're. At the field cut home where alma,just not alma rita, is at the door step of the field cuthome getting out of this lujo one thousand nine hundred and fortysomething i don't know what the car is, but it'sgorgeous. So the ladies are at her arm as shewalks up to the stairs in front of the fill cut home- hmm, lovely garden, you know snumming down already and thengrace is saying, give her a chance, give her a chance leave her alone. Okay, we were alone, so what alma alma opens the door hello. Ladies, oh, whata surprise. I know you expected a formal interviewbut read it and i decided to just come over to your home. We decided to just just jump in oh okay,all righty. You know well! This is me here i am come on into my home, so they look around her house snubbing down at her home. Did we catchout a bad time? Well, no, i was you know, just cleaningcleaning and what in fact- and then we just says come on. Oh, i was going atthe church later after i finished wearing this cute toutit, but then rita knows better than thatrita says: n't come on. Oh, this is a perfect timing and thenride says well yeah, as she looks at grace too perfect, so she pours every one, some tea. Soevery one can get to know alma. Well, this is not a large property saysrita. This is kind of small well, but you know what the ladies don't seem to camp, butsomehow rita has a whole lot of criticism. Okay, so the ladies, youknow she says you know they look over her house o. What of the ladies says?Oh i used to play the piano. You play the piano. Oh yes, i did. I used toplay the piano so then the other ladies start to talk,and so the conversation begins and guess who walks in bertram, of course,walks in and the hello. Ladies, how are you and then she of course introduces herhusband. Everybody knows who he is he's a veterinarian in the town, the gorgeous picture. Oh my god. Oh yes,then they start to notice a picture, the picture of paris on the wall. Oh, so they noticed a picture in the wall.Oh my gosh, it's a lovely picture. You've been to paris, you been almasays. Of course i have. Of course they have now. Let's be honest: what is thelady a housewife with little of no income living off herhusband going to do in paris, so she's...

...pretending she's in paris, so thepictures up on the wall so now she must play this, so she has to play off thisline. Oh reda says you've been to paris where,where have you stayed in paris? I know several of the hotels now we know redabeen there right. Where have you been? What didyou say? Oh well? Well, well, we always bertram.What do we stay? What do we stay in paris, hotel, plateros? Oh, yes, the hotel, peter nos,oh, it's so charming! It's so charming! Yes, the hotel petara! Well, i think you know something likethat. Well, so it's like okay, it's like she's gotto play this thing off. So then the door bell rings and guess who is at the door? Well one of the garden. Ladies, her old, dar ole mother. She said ifound this lady in your car. What was this lady doing in your car, but it's another it's this lady whoapparently is related to another one of the ladies whohappens in p. Part of the garden club happens to be her haunt. So can you youknow the inviter in they might a red. You know i didn't almost as i don'twant people to see that i'm running a lady party with old. Ladies now, okay. So meanwhile back into dino vernushaving lunch with d. So as they finished her lunch, she pays, but he looks over across thetable and guess who he sees he walks over to him with a limp leg. This is what are you doing here? How doyou do mister lummis? Are you following me? Doesn't look like it? How did you knowi'd be here so obviously followed him. Then he walks over and tells de we gotto leave this place. Do you have a back door? Yes, through the kitchen, let'sget through there, because he's about to follow me, so they walk out the back door of thediner and he reaches for a knife. So his threat was serious. So then, again at the back door, okay,he's one of who is this guy, says de who is he one of my clients? Okay, ohand they meet him right there he pulls out the knife. He is okay, all right! Idon't want any trouble. I don't want any trouble it's well. I met i'm mad atyou because you're going to get me to some trouble. Well, you should havemessed around on your wife. Then he wheels the knife and takes the knifepunches. Vern out takes a knife and slashes his leg d jumps on his back,trying to fend him off. He reaches for the knife. Again takesthe knife and slashes his leg. Again, oh my god that an officer is watching.At the same time, officer officer, says d: this man he's trying to kill us, sothe officer runs after him and i guess what happens de runs over to vern and seized his leg.The very leg that was damaged during the war and sees that leg was cut open. Oh mygod. He he just he covers it up and she looks at it. Ohmy god. Oh, my god and then he's like embarrassed and he's in terror at the same time covering it up, that's his demon he'sdealing with so back at the party, the old lady, notthe only that got killed, but the other lady she's sitting there talking tobertram. You know she said you know kind of sayi don't know why my why my niece wants to be part of thisgarden party. So she's talking to bertram, now hear this old lady. It's going to disclose something tobertram the last person in the world. She wants to disclose anything to, butshe doesn't know that yet so they're having tea sipping tea, but they wantsomething a little bit tougher. They want some wine because it's about to get down anddirty with the gossip, so they're talking about the things my son wantsto marry. This lady says one of the ladies at the garden club she's, thirty,two, the but thirty something years old. No, you know wait a minute now her son is twentysomething and- and she is almost fifty so thegossip goes on. My son wants to marry...

...this lady. That's twenty something years old, so that's nothing on rita, rita hasnothing to say here. So young girl, you know it's crazy. So then they start to gossip some morea little bit more. So then rita can't obviously take it, because you know whyit hits too close to home because she is screwing scooter, but nobody in the garden clubs. No, butnone of the ladies know that she is that's the secret that she's keepingquiet. So she has nothing really to say about this. Other lady, that's in theclub whose son decides to marry a lady that is younger than she is becauseshe's almost fifty and their son is wanting to marry.Somebody, that's you know t you know that's younger than that, a thirty something year old difference,so it makes her feel old because she's almost fifty years old but rita, can't take it any more ritasays i can't take this, so she walks out of the room while they continue togossip and she walks into the kitchen where she meets alma. Now this is where could it be that alma and rita have something in common?Could it be that they're coming together? Could it be that they havesomething in common? Let's find out so she said, i need something strongerthan just some wine give me something stronger, so she gets some whisky. So she says, are you just having a badday says alma? No, no! She takes you know she takes thewhiskey, she doesn't drink whiskey, but she took you know she takes the whiskeyanyway, and she says you read a castillo a badday. My gosh you're, so beautiful it's so gorgeous and she says: do you have anythingother than this whiskey give me some ginger rail, so alma hurries over toget the ginger ral? He says some people, you know you take yourlook for granted. I don't have those kind of looks and then vita says. Well, you know. Beauty, like you doesn't fade, says alma you'll have that gorgeousness until a day you die so read us just eating this stuff up just once says alma. I wish i couldlook like that. I wish i could be somebody just once just once and then she as er. What doyou think of me? Well, then, rita says as she sizes her up. I think you're, avery nice lady, then an ama laughs, probably too nice for this club, but but you seem to have a little bitof tricks up your sleeves and she says how do you know that well lays back reader, because i knowparis and i know you've never been to paris come on. I know you were just puttingthat on. You knew all the time so alma. Yes, ilike the dress but come on sweetie you're, never going to clean in thatdress. I barred it well good for you says,rita. I love a woman who reinvents herself, but but let me tell you now: it's always going to be somebodysmarter, prettier and stronger, but you know what this is. What you can do, play the game and then alma says. Well.You know what i have so much to learn from you rita. I could learn from you, you you. You know the masterful art of pretending to be somebody thatyou're, not so i can learn from you. Well predates her ego was about to get stroked. Well, maybe i will teach you a thing or two. You could be my next project. Yes, ican give you a makeover. So then you look you let me into yourclub. Well, she says well under one condition,bet you get something a little stronger...

...than whiskey. He has that so scoter is still not finished. Doing hisscooter things. He visits the castillo home while read, of course, is not homebecause she's busy at the garden party, so she bat. He begs the maid for money.So he's looking he's into the house while catherine is upstairs and so he's playing it off. Have we met. I don't think so. I believe we have. Idon't think so. Oh you have the dry cleaner and then scooter says. Oh, who are you?Oh? I am catherine carlos's daughter. So then the maid, you know the nose hemade knows what scooters up to, because they all have that secret gives himsome some money and then catherine walks down the stairs and gives him thepan to take to the dry cleaners, bring it back. No accidents, please press this way. Press that way toscooter he's not a dry cleaner under disguise.Yes, ma'am i'll bring your pants back as good as new, so you see he does actafter all, and then he looks over at the maidensays. I believe you want me some money, an extra twenty dollars, so the maidlooks at him with disgust because they know each other's secrets and then he walks over to catherine m.By the way i love that scarf you're wearing that's a lovely scarf. Hmm, so catherine such a said, o my lovely,charming young man and then the maid knowingly knowswhat's going on, says so he's about to because she knows thesecret he's about to seduce catherine. So, back at the party lots of stuffgoing at the party, the old lady begins to confide confide in bertram. She tells him her story, she's beensuffering in pain. Remember, that's! Not the guy! You wantto talk to she's suffering, you know she's asuffering, lady and then she says to bert. Why do you want to talk to me? Iknow sand bag like me. Well, i enjoy talking to people who are about to die so they're having a great conversation,but the other conversation, meanwhile, is going on the back room. So this continue to gossip about eachother's husband. Well, your husband. Let's talk aboutyour husband and the gossip goes on and on and onand on and on, but that's what the garden club is allabout. It's about nothing of pure gossip, so they also talk behind each other'sbacks. Okay, it's a fun, it's crazy! So meanwhile, so they start to what talkabout exactly what's going on when the party starts and what's going on withthe party when the big event is so almah decides to um, you know she's, not bored, but anythingthey do. She said i could listen to you guystalk for ever and ever and ever and then she starts to walk. Look over it rita and says: wait aminute, rita it's giving her! This look s. I can listen to you. Ladies talk allday long, because you know the conversation was getting kind of boring. So then rita looks at her and says: doyou like the conversation alma and then alma has to play it off and say? Well, yes, i could listen to you. Ladies allday long. Your conversation, intrigues me and then rita gives her a look to saythat's what i thought you'd say so they're having a good time, becauseobviously the game is pretense. We're all pretending here: okay and then theold lady in the other part of the house, as it looks likeyour wife, is getting along quite fine with the garden. Ladies and then thedog is marking outside.

Remember the dog, the old lady's dog, so bertram andalmah go out to get the dog and he's digging up the garden. He digs up guesswhat he digs up. He digs up the hands of the old lady. The dog knows its owner, so he digs up the hand a hand is comingup off the ground and they're. Looking at this a dismay, oh mg moment, what do we do? What do we do? Well, i'm not going to tell you whatthey do not just yet, so you have to just wait a minute. So are you liking the show? This is what i'm here for to entertainyou. You know. I always thought that why women kill was an outstanding show. I thought the writing was incredible, simply credible, because i'm a writer and i thought doing this show was so damn cool that i watched it. The first season, but i loved it so much. I was watchingit and i had to decide it was, i think,two thousand and twenty which so i was going to do becausethere's plenty of shows. I watch no, no. I shouldn't even say that i don't watcha lot of tv. You know you have your go to shows. Soi have my go to shows and my go to shows my goaty ship were a couple of different shows, but theywere all mostly kind of female lead shows, but my go to shows always had drama mygo to shows always it was a dark show, but the writing. The writing on these tv shows was thethings that drew me. So i like the concept of why women kill,because why do women kill? Why do we kill some of us do crimes of passion, crimes of love,crimes of whatever it is, but i didn't want to like i said i didn't want to doa true. A crime show a fit a nonfictional one because i never lived in. I don't livea true crime situation, but i know a lot of people do, but i don't i'm notcaught up in that kind of stuff. I don't even listen to the shows of thepodcast ill watch it on tv. So i thought the creativeness of this. The concept of the first season was soincredible and so creative that that was it and then other shows iwatch. I still watch other shows on tv, but i looked. I was watching the firstseason, so i said you know what i'm going to do, i'm going to do thisseason and then have it streamed. So that's why i decided to do it, so you know, but i was i was practicinghow to do this. How am i going to do this show and don't want to do this? You know asa creative person, so i decided to do this because solved so i decided to do it so i'm doing it.So meanwhile, right let's go back to the story enough of my story, so the dog is digging up the hand of the old lady. What do we got to do? What are we gointo do? What we going to do, what a good dog we got to get the dog, and then we got a. We got to cover upour story, so ama goes inside. The house bertram goesat is outside the house and she has to play it off. You know,let's do something diversion again diversion well rita, says: no wait! Aminute! We've seen enough. Your house is precious, we've got to go, we've got other thingsto do. Okay, and i read, it- looks at almond says what the we got to go but almas as wait. A minute wait, aminute. Why would you guys just stay a while? Let's have some treats? Are you in forsome sounds, so the diversion is trying to get themaway from the window, because bertram is out there digging up the hand of theold lady. The dog is and bertram's trying to cover it up and get rid ofthe dog. So then they go over to the one of theladies who plays the piano. Let's entertain, says alma, so she gets as she sets and she gets tothe piano. Anybody know any good songs...

...back in the old days and then, when iknow this song well, i know this song because i didknow the song, but i'm not that old, but everybody joins in anything goes:okay, that's the name of the song, so bertram is in the back yard why the dog is barking at him, becausethe dog knows you killed my owner they're sitting in there having a partyeverybody's joining joining the song. Anything goes so he's trying to tie up the dog and dosomething she's inside trying to get them to have a ball and they're havinga ball even rita, so he's covering the hand up with somemore dirt, because the hand was so visible but remember anything goes. The show must go on so there they're creating one diversionafter another after another after another. So let's get started in song, says almafell god. Let's do some songs. Let's say a why, ladies, let's sayingso, they sang for a little mile so across town in the back alley the ambulance takes care of vern the dot. The the medic says you'regoing to need some unico going to need to go to the hospital because you youlook pretty bad, so i'm not going to any hospital so the walks over and, of course, she sees the leg. She says you know what is this? Whatyou're trying to hide all along is this. Is this? Is thiswhat you're hiding you don't want me to see? He was ashamed. Enver says you know what i served mytime in the war. I served my country, and this is what i get so he was a little bit bitter and who wouldn't be, whowouldn't be when you come home from something likethat: you're, not the same person physicallymentally, sometimes emotionally. Yes, i served my country, he had a wife, she was proud of me, butshe couldn't handle the pain, i'm not the same woman. She saw she couldn't the said that she couldn'thandle it. No, she couldn't handle it, so shelaughed but you, but but you know what is that, why you haven't dated anyoneelse. Is that the reason why he said well, i couldn't stand to seeanother woman's face. I couldn't not the way i looked, and then you know what the says. Look,i'm not going anywhere i'm here for you, i'm fat girl and then the same officer that was investigating the crime of theold lady comes out and apparently vern and him they knoweach other. So he steps out and says: hey is thisguy, bothering you and then they look at each other inthis smile? So they know each other. So then theylook. They can have this look at each other and he says of course not no, so they introduced themselves. Theyused to work together. As i'm d, i m ama filka daughter, and you know what he says a oh who are you the polite's officer said looking at vern. I miss girl, i'm his girl, then she reaches for hishand and he says yeah she's, my girl. Well, the party isn't over just yet oh ama, we have such a great time says.Grace and rita, says you know what i'm stillnot absolutely sure just yetbut you're...

...on the list and grace says yes, so i was pretty happy bertram, so so so bertram decides to take the painting ofparis off the wall. We said of nothing enough of this. What are you doing? What are you doingsays alma i'm taking the picture off the wall? I don't know why we have to pretend iwant my family to be the way that it is i'm tired of pretending, i'm tired ofpretending now how we going to explain this. How we're going to explain this toeverybody! I want our things back. She said i don't want that life anymore.I'm done with that life, i'm keeping the photograph i'm puttingit back on the wall. What are you going to do about that? Well, bertram's, getting tough but alma's,getting even tougher. Jesus. Look i'm no longer happy with the scraps.Okay, i want my seat at the table. I don't want people looking down at meany more. I don't want him looking down at me anymore. I don't want the scraps, i'm tired of it, so meanwhile outside the home, guesswhat happens? You're not going to believe this. Just when alma thought she was going tobe invited into the garden club, guess what happens her dreams are about to get smashed. Okay, our dreams of being a part of thegarden club, the it society is about to get smashed. Yes, it is guess how remember i always said these thingsintersect with each other. Each relationship is intersecting. With this,scooter is intersecting with catherine intersecting, with d intersecting, withreades to it's all connected so now, as bertram and alma fight, she wants her new life. He wants hisown life, so they're fighting on which life they're going to have. He wants it his way. She wanted her way,who's going to get that way, nobody's going to be happy, but she she figures. Well, i put upwith you and your treacherous ways for twenty plus years. So it's about time that you put up withmine what her dreams are about to get scotched as the ladies go over to theirrespective vehicles, going back home to their husbands. Guess who's walking up the sidewalk. Yes, who's, walking up the sidewalk as they get back in the vehicles. Talkabout. We had such a ball at the field cut home alma is our next gal she's. The next one and reda says oh yeah. Perhaps she is until cass who walks down the sidewalk, none other man berns new girl, who's, also alma yeah. You got it and bertram's tater, remember rita knows who the fat lady is until she didn't know until now, but now she knows who she's related toand then rita with this face that only i don't knowwhat you can imagine shrieks with evil with evil, like the look that she getswhen she used to play once upon a time no indictive vicious bitch. She looks at it and she looks at her.

That's not happening. What i see is nothappening before me. She looks and sees d with her parents with alma, but she sees d d is who she really sees and she sees them hugging and loving oneach other and loving on each other. But the moment that d saw, i mean, read a sow alma and bertram hugging and loving oneach other because they compromised, they said we're going to compromise asany happy married couple would do, but not crazy, like that she sees them coming together and rita,looks and says i wish i had that, but that that that jealousy turned to rage when she saw de and the moment that she saw d. That wasit. That was it that acceptance into the garden club hm don't know. If that's going to happen,not with rita on the prow the moment she saw d hug her parents is the moment that she knew who alma really is, who the theconnection she knew. The connection, oh, you can imagine, so she is going to do whatever she's going to do because d destroyed her play, what's scooter and everything else and how could scooter mess around onher with that fat woman? So you think now all is going to getinto the club. Perhaps perhaps not you'll just have to tune in next time. You just have to tune in next time,because i'm not telling you so i'm not going to tell you that's not what i do. It's a mystery.Okay! So next time season, two episode, five look me up: okay, you're gonna. Look me up you're,going to listen in put those airs on get into listening mode, have a glass of whatever you want, doesn't matter. What you have with medoesn't matter as long as you're, okay, you're chilling, and you enjoying thisshow that sound that matters so check out.My twenty four seven streaming media show be on the vibe. Nothing, but musicyeah check it out on the website at www, thedigital five get it be on the vibe com. That's michele baby! That's all we'regoing to have for today, but next time tell all your friends sign up for the news letter and check me out next time see a.

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