Beyond The Vibe Live!
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Episode 6 · 4 months ago

They Made Me A Killer Live

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

They Made Me A Killer Live: Al ma learns how cruel a wounded Rita can be a she aims to koin the garden club , but quickly realizes she can use the situation to her advantage. Bertram feels tempted to resume his "hobby," leading him to seek counsel with a trusted figure from his past.

Catherine and scooter continue to to their thang having so much fun while carlos continues to shriek in pain.

Guess who is doing the killing in the show ? Mmmm Bertram visiits the priest he once knew as a young boy.

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...because of his mother. So before she died, she was ill and herillness was was arthritis. She gave him this kind of story that this is where he got his killing waysfrom okay. She gave him the story that you'd besimply doing god's work and we all have a time on this earth and some some of us have a short time. Someof us have a long time, but that's when he starts playing the music, because bertram didn't just become akiller. All of a sudden, you can thank his mother for that. I could thank his mother for that. Shewas the one that started him on his killing ways. She was the one that planted the seatof a guilty, complice complex in his mind, so she wanted to be free. She says iwant to be finally free from this suffering, the suffering that i'm feeling thispain that i'm feeling i want to be done. I wanted to be over because nobody should suffer this way. So bertram is witnessing this as a child of six orseven years old and his seeing his mother die before him and she's compelling him and pushinghim to do what mammy wants him to do so she tells them. Let us begin, let usbegin the act a few than of euthanasia and then she tells him. You know whatson i would. I would do this myself, but i'm too weak. So then he as a six year old boy,injecta needle into his mother's arm and as he watches her and she watches him. She says what you've done is a gloriousthing. You've done to night- and i will always remember that remember my heart is always with you and then he gives his bewildered grin as a six year old boy who as totallyconfused and then he takes his mother's wow. He takes his mother's scarf for cloth or napkin that she kept. So he had a pattern of that, but itstarted with his mother and that's when he started taking momentums momentos.Excuse me from people from all of his victims. He would takea piece of them, but that's how it started and he wouldkeep them as momentos and put them in the box. But his mother started him on thatjourney of a crazy, bewildered, confused young man, and then he grew up to be white and guilty. Well, let me say it like this: a manwith a guilty accomplice because of his mother, and he never got over that. So as a story, an falls. Bertram has a vision at night of his mother andthat's su vision that he sees every single night, a vision of his mother and then he seesa vision of the old lady. Remember the lady, you remember the lady. That said shewas very ill. She was at the garden party where almawas getting ready to be inducted into the into the club, or so she thought he started to get a vision of her andhe saw a night vision of her with her arm pulled out and that terrified himso much. But he saw this night vision of hismother and then the other lady who was at the party, and he was terrified he doesn't know he doesn't reallyunderstand, as he got older what his...

...life has become, but it gets worse before it gets better. Then he he tells his wife that honey. Icouldn't sleep a wink. Last night i had these very bad dreams, and so i was explaining to his wife.You know honey, i don't think i'm okay and then she says: well, you know whati had a perfectly good time and then he talks on and on and onabout the old lady who's seriously out, because he's just dying to kill her and then he confesses to almah. Shewants me to kill her and then alma says what nina you cannot do that stop thiskilling! Stop this murderer spree on whatever it is you're doing. You needto stop and she's a simply tired of him becausehe goes on and on and on about this lady. He really deeply inside wants tokill. He wants to put her out of her misery and then alma says. Are you out of yourmind? The risk is far too great. His honey you've got to stop thiscompulsion to kill people you're killing people for no apparent reason, she's trying to help him, though, but he's beyond help, so he's fighting these demons, but he just can't seem to win so he takes a visit right. He makes a phone call to his priest that he knew as he grewup as a child, and he makes this phone call to thepriest and he says, can i come over to your house after thirty something odd years, so they are about to get reacquainted because he realizes that he does needhelp and maybe the well. Maybe this one person can possibly helphim get him through his pain. So meanwhile, back at the castillo home rudas having this simply delightfulconversation with the ladies at the garden club, itsaying that alma would be a great addition to the club and then the maid walks in and the maidlooks at redan says boy you're, looking mighty evil to day and well. What is the evil lady to do? Huh? She says: why do you do what you do in killingpeople? Why are you doing this? Why are you trying to humiliate someone so she's, just as confused as i was, so carlos is getting a little bit better and guess who the cat drugs drags inguess carls is having this conversation withhis daughter, catherine and then scota just pops up now. You know some one just doesn't popup out of nowhere, so he pops up conveniently now. Carlos knows that scooter is hitten. His wife but catherine doesn't know that. Butshe knows something's up, but she doesn't quite know what it is, and carlos knows that the boy is the one i screwing his wife, so he has to do whatever he has to doto keep himself from getting up off the thing getting up off the bench thathe's on and he's squeezing this ball. He squeezing this ball, and this is adry- is driving him crazy, so he's holding on to this ball and hesqueezing it trying to get his daughter's a tention to say this guythis guy this guy. So he continues to squeeze the ball and then scooter makes a play forcatherine. He makes a play for catherine...

...and boy. She falls for it hook, lineand sinker as any old lady wood, who hasn't had a man in quite a while, andso he he's making her feel like white, a woman and she's so enamored by it. She is so enamored by it and she just looks over you know andthen then then scooter displays his physique in front of her and she's.Just looking at him, looking at him, looking at him and loving every minuteof it and loving every minute of it and she's, just like oh my gosh she's, justloving it. His body is like on something to die for so she's justenjoying the show, and she says i've been dying to seethis he's inviting her out to go to a movie, and she says you know what i'vebeen dying to go to see this movie. That's playing, you know, and you know i want to go, see it so he's inviting haroun on a date, andmeanwhile carlos is looking over at him so vehemently as if to say. This boy ismessing with my wife and then before he leaves now that he's made a date withcatherine before he leaves guess what he does. He taps carlos on the arm and carls just crushes that ball,because he knows it's scooter it's having sex with his wife, but youknow who's happy out of all this catherine is, she looks at she looks at her dad andsays: oh, my gosh is squeezing the bow so hard. Also hard. You've got your energy backdaddy and she hasn't gotten a clue. Oh papa, yes, you're gaining yourstrength back and he has this grin. Oh my god looks catil. She hasn't gotten a clue of. What's really going on so at the fill got home the mail man comes by, he delivers atelegram. I was getting ready to say mail, but a telegram back, one thousandnine hundred and forty nine a telegram. She opens it up and says you invited today at two o'clock at two o'clock to the garden club andah she's, so excited ama runs into thehouse des right. There. She hands me the letter o, my god. Oh, my god, oh mygod, inviting me to the garden club. Oh my god, i'm in i'm in! Oh, my god. Oh my god. What am i goingto wear? I don't know what to do. I got to do with here. I got a million thingsto do and i don't know where to begin, but then something happens. Remember the letter that bertram lefthe left the letter for almah on the desk of the kitchen table. She says, oh de says: daddy, daddy,daddy has this for you. So she reads this letter as she goes off to her day and she doesn't know what to think it'sthe letter stating that he was going off to me to no friend, so he meets his old friend, whichhappens to be his priest of, like i said thirty something yearsago. Of course everybody's gotten older, but he still is in the same home and he asked him why the visit, why,after thirty something years you're visiting me now strange, but there's a reason for this,but we won't get to that just yet. So meanwhile, at the diner someone ismaking an anonymous phone call as vern get some breakfast and ofcourse this is waitress. Somebody makes this ananymous phone call. Now it's not it's an anonymous phone calland...

...nobody knows where it comes from. Idon't even know but you're not going to believe who it is not just yet so sheand vern are talking it up and having a good old, chummy time and kind of youknow, given this banter back and forth she's into him and he's into her andthey having a good time and he's loving it. But dese manager is responding to this telephone call from this person on the other end and the person, the other end is sayingthat d treated her so badly when she was there to dine her last now. Can you imagine who this might be m? Who do you think it is? Who do you think it is? This very ladysounds like a very vindictive jealous envious woman. You got it rita, casto, on the other end of the phone makingwaves for d and, of course, her boss is taking itvery seriously and saying you know what i'll look into this i'll see what i cando and as only reda can do and her sheekstyle. She says i want that matter. Taken care of and fast and de is still chumming up a stormwith vern unknowingly, no, not knowing that she's about to get possibly fired. So meanwhile, at the garden club rightat the garden club of the century, alma walks in remember the two o'clock receptionsomething's going to happen, this big news going on so she walks insauntering her way to all of the ladies as they look so sheik and she is about to get the surprise ofher life and, as grace looks over at her, she says- oh my god in surprise, looking at almah in dismay. What areyou doing here? Oh i mg moment so grace is looking at her and thenhere's alma ranting on and all of the other, ladies, are looking at her indismay. Who is she and she's going on and on? Oh, i just ijust i'm here, i'm here you're expecting me, i'm here i'm happy to behere, lovely garden club. I am so proud thatyou made me a part of your club, but guess what happens next grace walks over to her trying torelieve her of her embarrassment is telling her alma dear. No, you are not part of the club, youwere not invited and then she almost as wait a minute. I got an invitation. Igot an invitation and and then and then grace said well.We already chose somebody we o. We chose rida, coy and then alma looks on with dismay, but i got an invitation. You, you kind of guess where i'm goingwith this. So then alma looks over in totalembarrassment. Say i received a telegram is said,congratulations and you know to come for lunch. Whocould have done this thing and then we look at none other than oh dear read a caste to go. Oh, i think i mighthave made a mistake. I think the messages got mixed up and i just don'tknow where that one went. I had a mixed up. I am so sorry almah now was she really sorry? I don't think so. I think she was wanting to humulene her because of d. She said: well, you can take some foodif you like, but when you finish getting the fool, get out of here, humiliating her again in front of thegarden club. Ladies and she says you know what i don't wantany of your food, i think i should go m. I just think ishould go, and so she left and then grace looks at rita and rita. Looks at grace and rita, says i don't know what happened, i don't know and then, as she walks out the gardenclub their eyes meet. She looks over from the outside of thewindow again, while the ladies are on...

...the other side, where she's dying to beand then rita, sits down giving her a look from the other side of the window.Saying i got your number don't mess with me. I know what youwant and you're not going to get it as long as i have something to do with it.All of this i'm telling you vengeance is somethingelse huh. You know when you are so angry you'll go to no ends. Reda wentto no end to prove a point. She says you messwith me. I'm going to mess with you, i'm going to mess with you, i'm goingto mess with your family. I'm going to do everything to hurt you because youhurt me wow. I don't need to say anything more thanthis is just really good stuff. So my question to you is: are you enjoyingthe show? Are you good stuff huh? You know i love it. I love it. So i love it. So i really do so. If youhaven't listen to some of the other previousepisodes, you need to listen to those to so you know get an opportunity to bingeon this stuff. Okay, bing on it enjoy it, do it havefun with it and you know always tuned for the nextepisode so, but i'm glad i'm glad that youenjoying the show so, but let's get on with the show. So as d hurries she's wondering she hurries over to thediner and wondering what happened what's going on and she said she's wondering what is you know who this phone callthat i've received? So all they said the person said on theother and it's a fat girl, so she knew immediately who it was because it's a very statement. She saidfat girl when they were at the diners, scooter,ride and d. Sis, who is this fat girl, you'redating your dating her from me so now she knows she has an idea who itis so, meanwhile, we're back with bertram and his former priest and they're having this lengthydiscussion about his past, and how did he get this way? And why did he getthis way? Well, this was a priest had apparently he's now an alcoholic apparently sayshe's off the wagon he's, not drinking any more after thirty something years. But after what bertram is going to tellhim, i think he's going to a get back on the bottle, because he's thinking bertram is okay,but bertram is not okay, birch mast say i have a problem: have a problem he's about to tell himthat he's been doing the serial, killing and he's on this this this this guilttrip of killing people and he the priest, said, know why hecame all so far to to discuss this with him, because he doesn't have a clue. What's the connection, and then he says, bertram says whether we're having a cupof tea. You know i killed my mother and thenthe priestess in shock. Oh my god, it drops the cup of tea to the ground. You do what he didn't know that he didn't know that so he's making confessions. He said i killed my mother yeah. So meanwhile, at the castillo home,rita, catherine and carlos or having this discussion they're playing somegames and guess is at the front door, none other than scooter, not by design,but by surprise, or is it...

...so he comes by the house right and then carlos is looking at him.I mean it's so bold because he's coming by the house, he knows daddy's home, but he doesn't know that carlos knowsthat he is read as lover, so he's just saunters his way into thehouse as if nothing's ever happened, but carlosknows all the truth. So he walks in okay, like it's nobody's business andthen munis is what are you doing and he says well: well, i'm gonna, i'm gonna!Do catherine literally i'm going to do catherine. Isn't that what you want it for me todo her and then carlos is watching all thishappened to the corner of a si. While he's in the wheel chair who just had astroke, i can barely speak and it's like this is crazy, so they're having this little thingright there in front of carlos and they but o the kissing about. Oh my gosh infront of him and having this little moments in front of her husband, she says we got to keep on with thisplan. I want you to wine and sign her and make her forget some things. Okay, use her as a diversion. Okay, so catherine is feeling so hopped upand she's feeling so great she's about to go out on a date with scooter, but the crazy figures she's about to goto date that they both set up. That rita, wants to happen, but the crazything is carlos is sitting in the background where all of this ishappening and he's watching his wife, while rita cestio just has this grin ofa vindictive b and having a ball. So she you know what and then then themaid comes up. She says the makis. What are you doing?She says i was feeling something delicious is about to happen and i'lltell you later all about it, so the maid wants to know she wants to be inthe now read as a plan. She has a plan and carlos is playing scrabble and in the scrabble board game he's starting to etch out something, but we don't know what it is yet. So the confession of bertram, meanwhile,is going on he's confessing to the priest. All of the stuff that's been going on so then we go back to when bertram was a littlechild and he's talking to the priest. Now, thirty years later he speaks tohim again, but he's talking to him and saying that your mother loves you and he's saying that. Does god want ifwe kill somebody, do we go to heaven he's asking that question is six yearsold and then, of course the priest says no, we shouldn't be killing people,because that's on what god would want, so he's tried to tell him then thatsomething and he's trying to tell him at that point by ask him that question by saying: ifwe killed somebody, do we go to heaven and of course thepriest says well, no because well god doesn't want you to dothat. So perhaps now so, then that's when young bertram at six years oldreaches over to the priest and says i have something to tell you. I need to tell you a secret, and do youwant to know what the secret is? He killed his mother, so that's his secret, but it just doesn't stop there at thatsecret. This is where a thirty year old,...

...thirty year old person, not a thirtyyear old person, but a person who has been alcohol three for thirty somethingyears is going to take a huge step backwards, because what bertram is about to tellhim is nothing compared to what he told him thirty years ago, he's about to tell him that he's been killing people for quite some time, but wait we're not done here. Meanwhile, alma is wondering why why did vindictive rida humiliate her infront of all the ladies at the garden club? Why is she doing that? Why is she doing that? She doesn't knowwhy so she's, looking over the pages of the garden club, the elysium gardenclub is its name and just over the years, she's alwayswanted to be a part of the club. The ladies that have walked in that gardenclub and come out of the garden club have been sos. You know they they'rejust like treated so differently. She always wanted to be a part of the clubbecause it makes her feel like somebody. It makes her feel so good about herself, so she's, looking over the years of thepages and wondering to herself what could have been the reason that i didn't get into the club and then de walks in the says mom. Howare you doing? Are you o k? No, the lights are off, so obviously she's, not you know, and then she says well mom. Ithought you be on cloud nine or you're inviting to club. Aren't you and then, of course, alma says well, noi didn't get in. It was a prank and then de says what aprank. What prank? What are you talking about? She is rita, deliberately humiliated meto day i'm trying to to figure out. Why she'sdoing this, i don't know why and then guess what happens. Oh m g moments as she's perusing, the mementos in the book club andlooking over the pages she comes across a picture and thatdecays hold up wait a minute, stop mom mom. Who is that? Oh, that that woman, oh that's, rita,castillo, and then he says, oh, my god and says you know how do you know her?Oh my god! Oh my god says d. Yes, oh my god! That's why that's why? The reasonwhy rita's doing the things to you and humiliating you? It's because it isn't because she hates you mom it's because she hates me me. She hates me mom and of course, she hates her because she is messing with her guy in scooter. So all of that vengeance and anger andpain she's taking out on alma filka, because alma is like confused anddismayed as to what what she could have done, but there's nothing that she did.It wasn't anything that she would have known so she's, just as bewildered as any one else who would be bewilderedby wondering why, in the heck i mean you know, i'm doing everything right.What did i not do? Do that say something that i do something, but allthe while there's a reason behind it and rita has a vindictive reason behindit. So now she knows that it wasn't her, but it was d in actuality, soshe's using d to get to her. It gets even juicier, because...

...bertram is still confessing andconfessing to this priest that he's known for thirty something years,everything that he's done and it's like the priest reaches for the bottle. He takes the bottle in his hand, and hesays i'm going to need all of this while bertram is trying to tell him. No,no, no don't do this. I'm do this and he's taking the bottle in his hand and he's about to go backwards. Meanwhile, scooter and catherine are having a ballyeah they're on of a date and she's excited. You know i hadn't been on aday. Nobody noticing her in quite some time so she's having a ball, and shefeels you know hey this now she's nervous, because she's never been on adate for a long time, nobody's really noticed her until scooter came along, which was aset up, and you know they're having a discussion. That's a about rita, so ended. Having a discussion aboutrita and catherine says: rita has a jingal, o and she's talking to thejingaan. She doesn't even know it so back at the fill cot home deesexplaining to alma. This is what she's been doing. She knows that you want toget in her club, so bad. That's why she's trying to hurt you andthen alma is like in dismay alma is in such a dismay, but wait aminute. It's at this moment that d discloses toalma that there's another secret going on mom. Did you know that rita has a lover, so de is telling her mom she's thereason why you're not in the club she's trying to get back at you throughme and then, of course, mom wants to knowwhat what's the reason and the reason is because schooner because of scooter and then of course something creepy happens now. I didn'tsee this coming, but then again it's like wow. If it didn't happen it it'sjust too good not to happen. Then details her mother. That rita, has a lover and she says what rita has a lover and then de says ohyeah, and out of work actor wow. Well, you know hm so now, she's thinking of using itis this information to her advantage. So no longer is it no longer? Is it oh she's hurt me, but now it i have something i can useagainst her. So i can play the game too. I can be just as vindictive as she canbe so now game is on and so rida hates her. So much becauseas alma says that i'm your mother and she hates me for that very reason. But you know what but then she's afraid of what i mightknow, and then you know and then and then and then desays well wait a minute mom. You should tell reader some of the things you knownow and then now you know then o no mom says no. You know he's no and then he says well mammy. You mustbe forgiven. You must be forgiving person, you must forgive you supposedto and then it's like all of a sudden, this chagrincomes over almah and she decides to yes to be veryforgiving. You know, and she goes i want literally goes intothis thing where she just like. Oh my gosh, she is about to be come,...

...not the simpleton of ama pilco in thehousewife outfit from pe. No, she is going through a evolutionary process.She is now going to be a notorious woman that turns to the dark side. Soshe says: no, you know what the bible says. The bible says we should love oneanother and if somebody spurns you, he suppose you know you pull oil on theirhead and she goes in this to this restitit of the bible and it's sobeautifully played by alison tolman. So well done, but it doesn't just stopthere because there's so many moments that she is now on the dark sideplaying this evolution of timman amal fil cott to her advantage, so she's literally transforming beforeour very eyes into this, not frumpy housewife, whose timid shy, but now this vindictive bitch, okay she's about to become that now, so she says. Well, i hope you know that what i learn here that i can possibly help her. I willforgive her and perhaps the lord i will possibly one day reward thee for doing the right thing.You remember but wait a minute. I'm al was tired of doing the right thing now. She's gonna try to wait a minutehere, she's not about to do the right thing,don't be fooled, but she goes into this. Oh, my god,this recitation of the bible. He says that i still love the bible. It's sofunny, so alma is having not alma, but scooterand catherine are having a good time they're having some ice cream or whatkatherine thinks is a good time. She doesn't. You know for now, but they're having some ice cream andthey're enjoying this ice cream, so scooters playing at sexy. So he wantsher to bat. You know he's going to play like a little shyboy and has some ice cream on his nose and puts a little bit of an ice creamthing on his nose and says. Oh i, oh i made a mistake. I made a booboo andsome ice cream is on my my nose and then catherine wipes it off and he says: ohpoor, you lovely boy, you know it's like. Oh my gosh, it's go crazy. It's acrazy! But oh my god. It's so crazy. So at the athe priest can't believe what he's hearing. He cannot believe that, after all thesethirty something years that bertram young bertram as a six year old childis not on this killing spree and he says: that's your wife now he said yes, she does well. You knowwhat leave it here. Nobody knows any more, it's just between you, i and godand alma, and that's it so he said you should stick with almabecause she will give you keep you on the right track, he's trying to stop him from doing itagain, and then he tells him. He said, likeyou know what he thought his mother was the lastperson, but he told him hey wait a minute that was not the last personbecause he he said you know he said, wait a minute. Your mother's, not the only one who youkilled and then and bertram's telling him wellcome on, come on father, there's a few others and he says what others and the e we just want the model again.Others really others and he did help them. He said i helpedthem. I wanted them to leave the world a better place, so i help them as so. The priest has no other choice but to reach for the bottle again with all that information. What is apriest to do but reach for the bottle? And he says i need a drink. He couldn't handle it any more, he could not handle it any more.

They couldn't believe it so, but meanwhile tess us having dinner guesses. Having dinner vern indeed are having some dinner.Remember. There was a promise that vern maid that he said he was going to makeher some dinner, so the is going on and on about getting fired and all thethings that are going on in her life that are bad but vernis. Just watchingher and saying oh, my gosh, you know she says i'm pouring my heart out toyou when you just looking at me with this grin and he doesn't care. He justsaid i was just. I was just thinking during the war. You know everybody hada guy, you know everybody had a lady, another guy and everybody did so manydifferent things and he you know he said i never expectedsomething fancy but to be. You know to you know: everybody wanted a fancy,girl and stuff like that, and then you know he said you know igot hurt and i could no longer. I never felt like a man again and he says it didn't look bright. The futuredidn't look bride for me at all, but now that i'm with you dear, i don't feel sorry for myself any more. That's you know that. That's the reasonwhy he was smiling. I don't feel sorry about myself any more and then and then the says here i amgoing back, go you know going on and on about my problems and here's. The manhas been off to war, whose body lays in shambles he's just happy to be with someone who loves sam who likes him. Who takes aninterest in him that he couldn't care less about the problems of the day. He feels like a man again just to have somebody look at him andcare for him and be interested in him, and then these going on and on abouther day. So carlos is still were back at the carloshome, he's playing he's playing the game of scrabble and guess who guesses at the door whilenone other than alma newly renewed fil, cont, bold, alma, fil, cott and ama walkon is, is hello, mistercastelo? How are you- and he just looks at her because hecan't move an inch. She reaches out to touch his hand and give him a handshake. He can't shake her hand as she says. Well, i just you know. Iheard you had a nasty stroke and i hope you're doing well and then carlos, isn't it's not havinga good time with the board game, he's pitching down little scrabble pieces onthe ground. So then the maid walks in and says. Okay rita will see you now, so she walks upstairs the amazing incredible home, while carlos is still working on theboard game. Trying to spell out something he's trying to send a messagein the scrabble game, so alma is now in the presence ofridicalous is when the this is one is the plot thickens. This is worth it because she says soalma walks in you have a beautiful room because carlos and her don't sleeptogether and they discussing what happened today and she says you know i apologize fortoday and she says you know what ama looks at her smiling. She says youknow. I understand i was wrong. Alma says i was wrong and then she says you know what youknow. I understand that's, okay, that you made me look like a fool in frontof all your friends, but you know we all have secrets. We all have secrets- and i just happento have one of your secrets so she's now playing the bargaining chip nowwith the already seasoned redact. Now you can't playball with read up because you have to know what you're doin when you'repaying with red a so she said you know. Well you know ican you know in order for us to keep our friendship, and you know i knowthat you know i have this secret, that you have and we can still be friends ayou know, and you know i will honor my...

...promise. If you honor yours, so i won't tell onyou if you get me in the club, you know open that seat at the tableand give me a seat for a friend, says, alma and then read a chuckling she'slaughing. He says, oh, how wonderful you are well, you don't know who you're messingwith you. Really don't? Okay, you think you can waltz in hereinto my home into my room with threats. You i'm not looking for your friendship!No! I am not and then almost says timidly stop speaking to me. That way,you know almas she's, trying to wear the pants of a vindictive person hasgone to the dark side, but she's not quite she's like taking baby stepsshe's, not quite in the motion of it of playing. You know the conniving womanlike read: it is so used to playing so she's trying to get used to this she'skind of fumbling and stumbling along the way. But rita has this thing alldown patch he has his altogether. So she says why do you think i embarrassed yourlunch to day. She said. That's just the beginning. I was making sure that if you spreadthe word about what i am doing, you know what i can do. I can do it in more. What i did to your daughter, i can do more and then alma says grace will believeme. You know, grace grace was always on her side. Grace will believe me and i read it, says: honey. Pleasegrace hang on back you up. She will not back you up, because i've known her longer than youhave i've been manipulating all of them for such a long time and grace has anaffair. Grace has something going on. I have grace's number and she says youknow what and ami said what and- and she says you know what i haveeverybody's number there- everybody that's in that garden club. I have asecret on them. They don't know anything about me. They don't knowanything about it. So you see she says, look alma. Youcan't possibly hurt me because i got secrets on everybody, but she said i can hurt you. She says you think that thing that idid to your daughter. Oh yeah. I got her fired and i can do so much more, i'm just getting started. You know she says. Well, you know whati can spread so many rumors about your daughter. I can do so many things. Ican destroy you, how horrible you are says alma howhorrible you are this is, i think, your livin over yourhead. I want your fear and now that i have it get the hell outof my home and then alma just pushes back and says she's still trying to fit into thoseshoes of a vindictive lady. She doesn't quitehave a chete and then the maid kindly escorts heround the door, and she looks up in in such timidity and fear. She literally lost all of that energy. She walked inthe door of the castillo home, hoping that shecould still get into the garden club with the secret. She has that she saysi can play ball. Just like read a can what the information she has. So she said i'm willing to hold thatinformation and not tell anybody that segret, if you're willing to let meinto this garden club, so she's, trying to bargain withunknown vindictive mone was she's not really ready for that.Yet, okay, she's, not ready for that. Shestill has to call before she walks so she's still trying to know. You knowshe's still trying to fit into this. These shoes that she's not quite readyfor because red doesn't reda, has...

...already seasoned those shoes. Okay, shealready knows how to walk that walk. Okay, so bertram confessors to was priest is former priest. The priestcannot believe the craziness of what bertram has done over the past thirtysomething years, what a show it gets better and better and better. Imean after thirty something years he tellshis precis confession: confession not just killing one person as a childas a boy, but almost thirty people he killed driving the priest back to his badhabit. So the family has gone crazy, thatthey've gone they're gone mad literally mad. I mean they're literally just going from bad to worse and fromworse to literally out of their minds. So back at the castile home, carlos is almost falling off to sleepand then the maid hurries in and guess what carlos has that the mad justdiscovers. Well, no, she did not. She said boy is rita's lover, that'swhat carlos was putting on the scrabble board boy is cats is rita's lover, but themaid hadn't seen it. She grabbed him away really quick toget him into the upstairs bedroom. So she didn't see the message that message was left for catherine. So then, as catherine comes home thatvery night with scooter on her arm, she, you know they're having a reallygreat time. He says you're, really nice he's asking her. Do you want to go outagain and then he's just you know kind ofgiving her the thrill and saying you're such a lovely woman, kissed her on hercheek she's feeling like a woman, you know, can i call you to morrow yeah?You can please. She feels like a reborn woman again over at vern's house, for it as alittle kind of a hideaway place, he's washing the dishes. How can you get a guy to wash thedishes like that? He's washing the dishes so d? You know they wash dishestogether, so they're, literally on a date and they're having a ball so he's kind to he's trying to avoid herin some ways he shy and she's just getting in his way she wants. She wantsto be kissed by him because she wants him and he's playing it off. No, you know thanks for coming over, it was reallygood tonight and then she says: does it have to beover meaning hey? Do we have to? I want tosee your bedroom? Oh, what? Oh? Hmm, i don't think. That's a good idea saysfern, it's not you! It's me look i haven't. I haven't been withsomebody since, after the war, okay and i'm embarrassed- you know i'm embarrassed- i haven't been in with a woman in awhile. She says you know what that doesn't matter that doesn't matter tome. So she grabs him by the arm and they walked into the bedroom and she's, taking off his clothes and he's looking at her like he doesn't know she says. Look iwant to warn you. She said, don't speak hush and then his wounds are laid bare and,as she watches all these wounds all over his body, she says no, that doesn't look so bad.She takes off his top. She closes his lips. He says she just looks at him, touches hiswounds all over his body and she looks...

...at him and she doesn't even see that all these scars from the war and he'scrying inside and she kisses his wounds and he just begins to weep. Tears fall from his eyes and just grabs him by the face andkisses his lips. He kisses her back so then she turns around and they kind of see where that's going so they culminate the relationship. Is it or is it over for bertram? Is itover? Well, the priest is drinking again. Bertram is still confessing to everylast, almost thirty something people he killed. The priest says how many people did you really call, sohe has to say it over and over again how many people he said. Twenty sixtydrinks from the bottle. Again and again and again he says you were a child. He didn't know the right thing backthen, but then you continued to do this is, is promise promise let yus stop. This you've got to stop killing people and bertram said i you know. I reallydon't want to feel this way. I really want to stop, but i think i'mrelieving people and pull putting them out of their pain. You know the eyes tell me that theywant to die. I want to relieve them of theirsuffering, so i want to help them in the same way that he was trying torelieve his mother's pain and then the question is the presas,whose torment are you relieving when you do this you've got to stop that because really he's on a guilt trip he's guilty because of what he did tohis mother, so he's taking it out on all of these people, and even his wife ama was telling himthat you've got a stop. You've got to stop this he's been carrying this thing aroundfor thirty something years and she's been trying to tell him. Youneed to stop stop killing these people because of this guilt. Complex you'vebeen even having all these hears. So that's what she's been telling himall along you've got to stop the killing. Stop. So will he stop well we'll see? You'll have to see that inthe next episode, so meanwhile, rita and catherine or having this discussionupstairs in the bedroom, the maid brings carlos carlos in and carlos is looking at his dead beatwife. Knowing what she's done- and i guess what happens you remember-the board game? Okay, he finished the message. Therewas a message he was trying to send and kathri there saying capas getting better he's, squeezingthe ball so now, she's, scared and terrified that perhaps he's going toget better after all. So as carlos looks over at his wife withthese evil eyes- and he said daddy catherine says, areyou wanting to say something papa? You want to say something but paul he'strying to talk. So he squeezes the cane he's, holdingand he's pointing towards the game, and then katherine is saying: oh thegame, papa the game, that's something...

...at the game, papa! So he's trying to motion to her the game he's pointing at the game, so rita getsover to the game before everybody else does and he's trying to get her to get tothe game. But reda sees the game and she sees the board. That says boy isrita's. Lover and rita sees it. She looks over atcarlos and she tips the board game and thenkathi is what are you doing? What are you doing and then the maid andconfusion doesn't know what the heat going on and then reda looks at carlos while shewalks out the door with this. Look that says hm don't mess with me, because i could icould. I could see that you're you die that you die before your time. So the secrets out carlos knows and rita knows that carlosknows, but carlos is trying to get catherine to know what the secret is but read a beater to it. So back at the felcar home alma is having a discussion with d and with tears having a discussion abouthow much she wants to get into that garden club, then the phone rings guesses on the other end, not her father, but it's the doctor.The doctor has something to tell her and she says so well doctor. You knowthat bump on my head, i'm feeling fine and then the doctor says. Well, that'snot the reason why i'm calling you i am calling you, because i have somethingto tell you d. Are you aware that you're pregnant, oh my god, so as alma walks out the front door,sniffling and crying? She picks up the newspaper and she sees a rose on the ground? A cut rose with a thorn and she looks up and she looks out andguess what she sees a beautiful amazing, incredible, garden completely and utterly destroyed and as she walks through every part ofthe guard, she turns around and looks to every side of her beloved garden ruined and torn to shreds. She picks up this note and the no rats, don't you ever miss with me, because i can make itlike pure hell for you and your family and then for moments. We witness alma the timid, alma, begin her transformation, that's just enough hate to get herstarted. She fondly remembers me she's, takingall this in her garden being destroyed by none o o en ridi castillo, so she's about to really step intothose shoes, a vindictive woman. All of a sudden she remembers. I have something to my advantage. Itmay not be that secret that i have about her and scooter, but yes, who ihave- and i have him in my back pocket guess who none other than my dear loving birdie a serial killer. Well, i believe alma has something up her sleeve and she has a secret weapon that shecan use that no one knows about tim and alma, not so timid, any more! That's enough of this episode episode.Five next time episode sex, you must tune in...

...you must tune in for the next episode. So, let's see next time we're going to have some fun because itgets it gets even more devious, because now that alma has really comeinto her stride, honey, you're not gonna, be able to recognize the formeralma she's, not the same anymore. Okay, she's about to get really wicked, so the timid alma is not timid any more. So, oh guess what guess? What i think imentioned earlier in my show that i do now have submerge a the vibe. Has some merchandise? Yes, so if you really want to supportthe show support the show with what i have available, my brand didmerchandise yeah. I just thought parted with spreadshirt to come up with some really cool ideas, and i came with his design. Itwas a design that i designed for the podcast, but i redid it again. You know to make it really really really shineso check those out, because i believe something there. You love okay, so ifyou really want to support the show, that's how you can not support the show.So i'm glad that you're listening of course do visit the website for anyupdated information at www, the digital vimeo and have a great week a great month and keep turning into the show. Thankyou for listening to.

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